{"id":457,"date":"2007-05-21T18:22:30","date_gmt":"2007-05-21T17:22:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.branedy.net\/?p=457"},"modified":"2007-05-21T18:27:50","modified_gmt":"2007-05-21T17:27:50","slug":"why-is-a-politician-like-a-good-pint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.branedy.net\/?p=457","title":{"rendered":"Why is a politician, like a good Pint?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you know why a Politician is like a good pint?<\/p>\n<p>After you fill the pint with brown stuff, it starts to empty.<\/p>\n<p>After you slip the politician the brown envelope, it starts to empty.<\/p>\n<p>\nand you just can&#8217;t keep either of them filled up \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you know why a Politician is like a good pint? After you fill the pint with brown stuff, it starts to empty. After you slip the politician the brown envelope, it starts to empty. and you just can&#8217;t keep<span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.branedy.net\/?p=457\">Read more <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Why is a politician, like a good Pint?<\/span><span class=\"meta-nav\"> &#8250;<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<p><!-- end of .read-more --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,38,6,13,57,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corruption","category-democracy","category-funny-things","category-ireland","category-irishelection","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branedy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branedy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branedy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branedy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branedy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=457"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.branedy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branedy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branedy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branedy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}