There was this old Muslim in the U.K. and he sent an email to his son in Afghanistan asking if he was going to come home to England to help him in the summer. The son wrote home, telling his father that he would not be able to help visit that summer, and for his father not to dig up those things in the back garden.
The next day police and Scotland yard arrived at the fathers house banishing guns and shovels and proceeded to completely dig up the man’s garden. After many hours and no results the police apologized and left.
The next day the son sent another email explaining that he was sorry he could not help his father in that garden, so he did next best thing and had the police help cultivate the garden.